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Here Are Obama’s Best Jokes From Tonight’s Sizzling White House Correspondents’ Dinner

 

At President Barack Obama’s final White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday night he walked on stage to Anna Kendrick’s song “You’re Going to Miss Me When I’m Gone,” and smirked as he told the audience, “You know it’s true.”

He mused about what he’ll do once he becomes “couch commander” after his presidency and received both boos and applause when he hinted at who may take the stage as president at next year’s Correspondents’ Dinner. “It’s anyone’s guess who she will be,” he said.

See the video below. Obama’s remarks start at 2:35:00.

The president complimented Bernie Sanders’ “Feel the Bern” movement, and teased Hillary Clinton’s struggle to attract young voters. He compared her tactics to a “relative who just signed up for Facebook.”

Republicans got the worst of the roast, of course. Obama couldn’t resist poking fun at Ted Cruz’s “basketball ring” mishap in Indiana, and dismissed candidates who “didn’t poll high enough to earn a joke.”

Toward the end of the speech, Obama faked out the audience by wrapping things up without talking about Donald Trump. But later he took swings at the GOP front-runner’s previous ties with Miss Universe, and said Trump may have an advantage in closing Guantanamo Bay because of Trump’s experience “running waterfront properties into the ground.”

Obama left the stage with two words: “Obama out.” Then, he appropriately dropped the mic.

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Trump like Bernie? Don’t be fooled by lazy comparisons — Sanders stands for all that Trump hates

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The U.S Threatens Peace – Not North Korea (Party for Socialism and Liberation)

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The U.S., not the DPRK, threatens peace

On Saturday, April 23, U.S. officials denounced North Korea’s firing of a test ballistics missile from an underwater submarine. What the U.S. didn’t mention is that the U.S. and South Korean military are currently engaged in the largest war exercises ever, targeting the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, as North Korea is formally known.

The U.S.-led war simulation, which began March 7 and runs through the end of April, involves more than 315,000 U.S. and South Korean troops, as well as aircraft carriers, F-16s, F-22 raptor jets, B-52s and nuclear-capable B-2 bombers.

The openly stated objective of Operations Plan 5015 — and “Key Resolve” and “Foal Eagle” drills — is preparing for a “preemptive strike on the North’s core military facilities and weapons as well as its top leaders,” according to the Korea Times.

It is an outrageous and ominous threat against not only President Kim Jong Un, but the government and people as a whole.

The DPRK’s ballistic-missile firing and four recent nuclear-bomb tests are a response to the U.S.-South Korea war “games” that were first announced in January 2016.

At the United Nations New York headquarters on April 23, the same day as the ballistics firing, North Korea’s Foreign Minister Ri Su Yong called on the United States to stop its war exercises. He said if the U.S. does so, North Korea will respond in kind.

DPRK officials rarely conduct press conferences in the United States. The growing U.S. aggression and expanded sanctions prompted his public appeal.

The foreign minister told Associated Press, “How great would it be if the world were to say to the United States and the American government not to conduct any more military exercises in the Korean Peninsula … But there is not a single country that says this to the U.S.

“These big countries alone or together are telling us that we should calm down,” he said. “For us this is like a sentence, that we should accept our death and refuse our right to sovereignty.”

North Korea’s leaders, government and people are constantly the target of humiliating and racist portrayals. They are portrayed as unstable, mad and irrational, a danger to United States national security. The demonization turns reality on its head, painting the U.S. as the victim and the DPRK as the aggressor.

The truth is that ever since the United States virtually obliterated the DPRK with its 1950-1953 carpet-bombing war, the U.S. has continuously threatened the existence of socialist North Korea.

In those three years, 638,000 tons of bombs and 33,000 tons of napalm were dropped on Korea by the U.S.-led United Nations operation. The Encyclopedia Britannica estimates that the Korean people suffered 5 million casualties. Today, the permanent U.S. military occupation of South Korea endangers the entire Korean peninsula.

The threat of war is very much alive for the North Korean people. They live every day knowing the armistice is only a ceasefire, tested time and time again by US-South Korea war maneuvers.

Who maintains the right to a Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike even against countries that have no nuclear weapons, but the United States? Who dropped the only nuclear bombs ever, deliberately targeting civilians in Japan and never apologizing nor acknowledging the absolute criminality of that act?

Rather than bowing to U.S. demands that the DPRK dismantle its nuclear weapons program, the country has insisted on its right to develop and strengthen its arsenal.

Yong Ho Thae is minister of the DPRK embassy in London. He was interviewed by Carlos Martínez for Invent-the-Future.org on November 15, 2013. Thae explained the DPRK’s nuclear bomb as a defensive deterrent to the United States.

“In additional to the direct nuclear threat, I must point out that there is also the issue of the ‘nuclear umbrella’. The US extends its nuclear umbrella to its friends, such as Japan, South Korea and the NATO countries. But Russia and China aren’t willing to open up a nuclear umbrella to other countries, because they are afraid of the response from the U.S. We realized that no country will protect us from US nuclear weapons, and therefore we came to understand that we must develop our own.

“We can say now that the choice to develop our own nuclear deterrent force was a correct decision. What happened to Libya? When Gaddafi wanted to improve Libya’s relations with the US and UK, the imperialists said that in order to attract international investment he would have to give up his weapons programs. Gaddafi even said that he would visit the DPRK to convince us to give up our nuclear program. But once Libya dismantled all its nuclear programs and this was confirmed by western intelligence, the west changed its tune. This led to a situation where Gaddafi could not protect Libya’s sovereignty; he could not even protect his own life. This is an important historical lesson.”

Not only the generation that survived the devastating war of 1950-1953, but their children, their grandchildren and great grandchildren are taught the history, about the atrocities and U.S. imperialism’s objective of trying to destroy their socialist system and homeland.

Resisting war threats, economic hardship and sanctions

In 1989, North Korea was entering what would soon become one of the most critical challenges to its survival, due to the break-up of the socialist camp in Eastern European and the Soviet Union.

Fair terms of trade that were the hallmark of cooperation in the socialist camp disappeared, leaving the DPRK without essential fuel and raw materials for agricultural and industrial production.

Then in 1994 and 1995, catastrophic floods washed away North Korea’s agriculture, destroying the topsoil, livestock and poultry. Only 15% of the DPRK’s land is arable, the rest is mountainous.

The Arduous March

The 1990s and early years of the 2000 decade signified profound hardship for the people. Cuba endured a similar crisis when over 80% of its trade and imports with the former socialist camp disappeared overnight. Its resistance and survival became known as the “Special Period.”

In the DPRK, the crisis was more severe because of the destruction of its arable land and the harsh winters. Tragically, hundreds of thousands of people died of famine. The United States cruelly used sanctions and withholding of aid to weaken the country.

Through a united resistance called “the Arduous March,” the government and people rallied in a monumental struggle of sheer determination, collective labor and sacrifice.

Recent years have seen a slow but steady recovery. Agriculture has recovered, and major housing and infrastructure projects were restarted in 2012. Tourism has grown considerably, with visitors from areas as diverse as Finland, Germany, Australia, China and the United States. This year the DPRK announced that five hydroelectric dams were just completed to help ease their energy problems.

The government just announced plans to double grain production with the aim of solving food shortages by 2030. But North Korea now faces new economic pressures from international sanctions.

On March 2, harsh United Nations sanctions were approved against the DPRK, instructing member states to inspect all planes and ships carrying North Korean exports or imports, prohibiting the sale of aviation fuel to the country, and banning other countries from training DPRK citizens in high technology, closing international bank accounts, among other moves.

These are highly provocative measures by potentially forcing inspection of DPRK’s vessels, something the government is unlikely to accept.

The U.S. Senate and House also passed sanctions bills in February, and the European Union expanded its anti-DPRK sanctions in late March to comply with the UN measure.

Ri Su Yong told AP in New York on Saturday, “If they believe they can actually frustrate us with sanctions, they are totally mistaken. The more pressure you put on to something, the more emotionally you react to stand up against it. And this is important for the American policymakers to be aware of.”

The Party for Socialism and Liberation calls for an end to the U.S. war drills, that the U.S. sign a peace treaty, lift all sanctions, and end the military occupation of South Korea.

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C&L’s Sat Nite Chiller Theater: ‘The Boys From Brazil’ (1978)

Who wouldn’t want to watch Laurence Olivier v Gregory Peck? It’s a fun idea from author Ira Levin.

Imagine, trying to bring back The Furor in 1978 ala Orphan Black?

And we found an excellent HD version too so it’ll look great, full screen.


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